While I am busy maintaining, improving, & promoting Shelby with my blood, sweat, & tears…

…there seems to be a subversive underground grassroots movement to convert CAG Staff to MAC Users.
This movement plows ahead, knowing full well that…
…routine computer maintenance & education solve many a computer problem.

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…MACs are susceptible to attacks & hacking.
Thx Barry Buchanan. More cartoons by Barry.
…MAC Users can’t use Shelby unless they use parallels.

Do you know how difficult those things are? Would you want to do this?
So for all you MAC Users, I am implementing cutting edge technology, and offer you
A) A new tool for searching for individual’s information.*
B) Intro to MAC culture secrets revealed by Jon Edmiston.
*This is independent from Shelby. Not all information that is contained in Shelby, will appear in this search. Additional information, such as info not found in Shelby, may appear in this search. This is not affiliated with Shelby Systems. I take no responsibility for incorrect information found in this search.
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“why I oughta!” you had me going, I thought “YES, finally the world of Shelby has realized that MAC is far superior and they have given in!”
but now I am just sad
can I get a motion for fellowship one!